administrator of the alcohol and tobacco tax and trade bureau About Federal Issue: Tax and Trade

Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report 49(33):755-758, 2000

If things got really destitute, Id pick the butts out of my ash trays, pull off the paper, and roll butt cigarettes, the most deadly things I ever smoked, almost guaranteeing a headache within the hour

Its also been found that non-smokers are three times more appealing to prospective partners than smokers (one of the advantages, perhaps, of smelling fresh)

It is possible that a local lawyer named Frank Manly Thorn, who had previously used the pen-name Hy Slocum, was the author of this piece, but no conclusive evidence has been found to prove or disprove Thorn's authorship